By Carter Krusz ’20 and Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, This week really was a steep learning curve. Because my adviser is a new teacher, I was tasked with waiting our advisory […]
Turner Times, Vol. 1
New Boy Move-In Day Recap
By Carter Krusz ’20 and Luke Stone ’20 The box fan blades slicing through the hot sticky air, the fully loaded G-Wagons barreling up the hill, and the awkward in-room dynamics on […]
What’s in Santa’s Sack for the Class of 2019?
The ’19 Seniors Beau Adams – “Anger-Management” the movie Campbell Alvino – A head to fit the size of his flow Charlie Anderson – The other half of his hair Makhail – […]
Prospect Highlights: Invite Back Weekend 2018
Edward Solms ’18 This past weekend the Woodberry Forest community welcomed around ninety prospects to campus for the, always interesting, Invite Back Weekend. Many prospects, most from further south […]
Mr. Schamberger’s Sunglasses Leave His Head, Start Boy Band With Other Faculty Shades
Andrew Jacobs ’18 Mr. Schamberger’s sunglasses fled his head this weekend, sources say. The sunglasses, a pair of unidentified off-brand Oakleys, were seen making their way out of the Walker Building and […]
Holmes Holds Out on the Baseball Diamond
Gus Dupree ’18 A tense standoff on Woodberry grounds is unfolding as Mr. Holmes has reportedly barricaded himself within the baseball field. Armed with numerous nailed-baseball bats, full catcher gear, and a […]
Semi-Formal Fun
Edward Solms ’18 The post semi-formal buzz is totally gone now and morale is back to a crippling low on campus. So, in order to push us through to Long Winter […]
Mr. Reimers’ Birthday!
Spencer Dearborn ’18 Today’s the big day! It’s Mr. John Reimers’ 984362 birthday! To celebrate, he’ll smile for the first time this year, eat a larger bowl of dry oats than usual, […]