Category: Humor

Faculty Dog of the Week, No. 13: Layla

Full Name: LaylaDate of Birth (or Adoption): March 22, 2018Breed: O’Doodle (Irish Setter and Poodle)Favorite Chew Toy: A good, old-fashioned tennis ballBiggest Fear: Inanimate objects on sidewalks Best Doggo Friend(s): Finn (Lane), […]

WFS Prepares for Doomsday

By Carter Krusz ’20 A new mandate was just sent out by the Association of Secondary Schools that states all private high schools must have a fallout shelter. Over the past week, […]

Turner Times, Vol. 4

By Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. We were winning our game with Prospect Heights Middle School and winning 36-2 (we accidentally had a […]

Turner Times, Vol. 3

By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, How am I still alive? I was just minding my business during Friday night study hall, struggling to get through my 200-word English essay, and the […]

Turner Times, Vol. 2

By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, Although I spent most of the night tossing and turning on my 5.7-inch blue mattress that has already caved in to make me look like a […]