Category: Humor

Where will the Class of 2017 be in 20 Years?

Lee Caffey ’17 and Parker Jacobs ’17 Lee Cozart –DKE House at UNC Adam Fleck – Fantasy Baseball League Owner Alex Krongard  – Living with Houyoux Andrew Haley – Giving Sermons at Community Churches across America Anthony Sleiman – Waiting on an invite Basil Boyd – Trying not […]

About the weather

Agus Tornabene ’19 It is because of the nature of the arrangements that we find ourselves under, that this author is now charged with the arduous duty of relaying to those souls lucky enough not to find themselves under the yoke of our circumstances the situation in which […]

What is in Santa’s Sack for the Class of 2017?

Maxwell Barnes ’17 Trevor Barker: A better average Joe’s team Maxwell Barnes: for people to take the plays seriously Thomas Bledsoe: a date with the crimson chin Basil Boyd: Rory McIlroy sweat rag Wallace Bruner: replicas of buzz and woody that he can blow up in his backyard […]

Day in the Life of a Cheerleader

Rhodes Smith ’17 The Woodberry cheerleader. Or as it is known in most circles, the most coveted position of power in the South. Each Spring, the cheerleaders choose a group of guys to carry on the tradition for the following year. These guys are tasked with a feat […]

Where will the Class of 2016 be in 20 years?

Mac Hereford ’16, Parker Jones ’16, Caleb Rogers ’16 & Robert Singleton ’16 Richmond Adams- Chatham Hall headmaster Wyatt Alexander- DKE Rush Chair at Bama Spencer Andrews- chasing iguanas Evan Backer- 1st ever Woodberry Forest Rabbi Ford Beazley- WFS headmaster Austen Billingsley- Assistant Swim Coach to Colin Manning […]

Woodberry Winter

Sam Carter ’16 Boys, we did our best. Fighting off the winter well into December was a valiant effort. We left for Christmas break wearing shorts and t-shirts but sadly, winter’s finally come. Hopefully Santa brought everyone what they wanted for Christmas, although I never did get that […]