Full Name: Meek Millie of Shenandoah Date of Birth: 6/20/19 Breed: Labrador Retriever Favorite Chew Toy: Any exposed human appendages Biggest Fear: That squirrels will become extinct (love chasing those guys and […]
Faculty Dog of the Week, No. 13: Layla
Full Name: LaylaDate of Birth (or Adoption): March 22, 2018Breed: O’Doodle (Irish Setter and Poodle)Favorite Chew Toy: A good, old-fashioned tennis ballBiggest Fear: Inanimate objects on sidewalks Best Doggo Friend(s): Finn (Lane), […]
Faculty Dog of the Week, No. 14: Moose LaVoie
By Carter Krusz ’20 Name: Moose LaVoie Breed: Good boy Favorite Chew Toy: Deer antler Biggest Fear: Being Alone Best Doggo Friends: Hobbes and Noisette Dog Nemesis: Moose loves everyone Special Traits: […]
Faculty Dog of the Week, No. 15: Louis Tisch
By Carter Krusz ’20 Name: King Louis Tisch Breed: French Bulldog DOB: 10/24/2017 Favorite Toy: Tennis Ball Special Trait: Louis loves when you blow bubbles for him. He jumps really high in […]
WFS Prepares for Doomsday
By Carter Krusz ’20 A new mandate was just sent out by the Association of Secondary Schools that states all private high schools must have a fallout shelter. Over the past week, […]
Top 10 Parts of the Fourth Form Expedition
By Carter Krusz ’20 and Luke Stone ’20 Not Being Allowed to Talk to Other Groups “Our Strong Band Shall Ne’er Be Broken…” except in Western Virginia. Woodberry is a brotherhood, but […]
Turner Times, Vol. 4
By Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. We were winning our game with Prospect Heights Middle School and winning 36-2 (we accidentally had a […]
Turner Times, Vol. 3
By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, How am I still alive? I was just minding my business during Friday night study hall, struggling to get through my 200-word English essay, and the […]