Category: Humor

WFS Prepares for Doomsday

By Carter Krusz ’20 A new mandate was just sent out by the Association of Secondary Schools that states all private high schools must have a fallout shelter. Over the past week, […]

Turner Times, Vol. 4

By Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, Never have I been so embarrassed in my life. We were winning our game with Prospect Heights Middle School and winning 36-2 (we accidentally had a […]

Turner Times, Vol. 3

By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, How am I still alive? I was just minding my business during Friday night study hall, struggling to get through my 200-word English essay, and the […]

Turner Times, Vol. 2

By Carter Krusz ’20 Dear Journal, Although I spent most of the night tossing and turning on my 5.7-inch blue mattress that has already caved in to make me look like a […]

Turner Times, Vol. 1

By Carter Krusz ’20 and Luke Stone ’20 Dear Journal, This week really was a steep learning curve. Because my adviser is a new teacher, I was tasked with waiting our advisory […]

New Boy Move-In Day Recap

By Carter Krusz ’20 and Luke Stone ’20 The box fan blades slicing through the hot sticky air, the fully loaded G-Wagons barreling up the hill, and the awkward in-room dynamics on […]