Category: Humor

What’s in Santa’s Sack for the Class of 2019?

The ’19 Seniors Beau Adams – “Anger-Management” the movie Campbell Alvino – A head to fit the size of his flow Charlie Anderson – The other half of his hair Makhail – VinVines Gift Card Walker Antonio – A second chance at soccer Reid Applestein – V8, Big […]

Prospect Highlights: Invite Back Weekend 2018

Edward Solms ’18       This past weekend the Woodberry Forest community welcomed around ninety prospects to campus for the, always interesting, Invite Back Weekend. Many prospects, most from further south than Woodberry, spent Friday night on campus. These are their stories:     Chad “Lax Dawg” […]

Holmes Holds Out on the Baseball Diamond

Gus Dupree ’18 A tense standoff on Woodberry grounds is unfolding as Mr. Holmes has reportedly barricaded himself within the baseball field. Armed with numerous nailed-baseball bats, full catcher gear, and a serrated loop hoe, Mr. Holmes also constructed a massive barb-wire barricade along the diamond, with significant […]

Semi-Formal Fun

 Edward Solms ’18    The post semi-formal buzz is totally gone now and morale is back to a crippling low on campus. So, in order to push us through to Long Winter Weekend, I think it would be beneficial to look back on the highlights of the Weekend: […]

Mr. Reimers’ Birthday!

Spencer Dearborn ’18 Today’s the big day! It’s Mr. John Reimers’ 984362 birthday! To celebrate, he’ll smile for the first time this year, eat a larger bowl of dry oats than usual, and crack open a book of his favorite Shakespearean jokes! The Oracle is celebrating by taking […]