Category: Humor

Average Joes

Fully Bossong ’21 In a year like no other in which the school has been deprived of what most would call “normal Woodberry,” the seniors were finally able to revive one beloved […]

Zoom Fail

By Sam Thomas ’21 It was an early morning, 10:00 o’clock. I looked across my Zoom and saw the usual arrangement of collared shirts, t-shirts, and hoodies with no shirts underneath. It […]

Back on the Grind

by Sam Thomas ’21 School is back. It’s time to put my foot back on the gas pedal and grind out these three weeks. I’m gonna go to class ready to learn. […]

Run

By Caden Dauray ’22 I looked around in disbelief, as I saw most of the new boys sprinting back to their dorms. A senior said “dismiss-”, and they ran like they had […]

Bachelor of the Week

by Gia Khanh Do ’21 Ian Trainor, or “Grandpa”, from McLean, VA is our first Bachelor of the Week! Not only does he have a big heart, but he also has Adam […]

Quarantine Diaries

By Sam Thomas ’21 I was sitting in my bed when I got an email from Mr. Alexander saying, “Got to Quarantine.” I packed my belongings slowly dreading every moment. It was […]