The ’19 Seniors Beau Adams – “Anger-Management” the movie Campbell Alvino – A head to fit the size of his flow Charlie Anderson – The other half of his hair Makhail – […]
What’s in Santa’s Sack for the Class of 2019?
Prospect Highlights: Invite Back Weekend 2018
Edward Solms ’18 This past weekend the Woodberry Forest community welcomed around ninety prospects to campus for the, always interesting, Invite Back Weekend. Many prospects, most from further south […]
Mr. Schamberger’s Sunglasses Leave His Head, Start Boy Band With Other Faculty Shades
Andrew Jacobs ’18 Mr. Schamberger’s sunglasses fled his head this weekend, sources say. The sunglasses, a pair of unidentified off-brand Oakleys, were seen making their way out of the Walker Building and […]
Holmes Holds Out on the Baseball Diamond
Gus Dupree ’18 A tense standoff on Woodberry grounds is unfolding as Mr. Holmes has reportedly barricaded himself within the baseball field. Armed with numerous nailed-baseball bats, full catcher gear, and a […]
Semi-Formal Fun
Edward Solms ’18 The post semi-formal buzz is totally gone now and morale is back to a crippling low on campus. So, in order to push us through to Long Winter […]
Mr. Reimers’ Birthday!
Spencer Dearborn ’18 Today’s the big day! It’s Mr. John Reimers’ 984362 birthday! To celebrate, he’ll smile for the first time this year, eat a larger bowl of dry oats than usual, […]
What’s in Santa’s Sack for the Senior Class?
Edward Solms ’18 and Company Saeed Abokor – Official UN recognition of Somaliland Clayton Astore- A successful youtube channel Sam Baker- Spanish Tinder Ethan Barbour- The lead role already […]
Smells of the Forest
Gus Dupree ’18 The Student Store has revealed its brand new line of Woodberry-themed scented candles, dubbed “Smells from the Forest”. “With our new line of ‘Smells from the Forest’, students, faculty […]