Category: Humor

Prospect Highlights: Invite Back Weekend 2018

Edward Solms ’18       This past weekend the Woodberry Forest community welcomed around ninety prospects to campus for the, always interesting, Invite Back Weekend. Many prospects, most from further south than Woodberry, spent Friday night on campus. These are their stories:     Chad “Lax Dawg” […]

Holmes Holds Out on the Baseball Diamond

Gus Dupree ’18 A tense standoff on Woodberry grounds is unfolding as Mr. Holmes has reportedly barricaded himself within the baseball field. Armed with numerous nailed-baseball bats, full catcher gear, and a serrated loop hoe, Mr. Holmes also constructed a massive barb-wire barricade along the diamond, with significant […]

Semi-Formal Fun

 Edward Solms ’18    The post semi-formal buzz is totally gone now and morale is back to a crippling low on campus. So, in order to push us through to Long Winter Weekend, I think it would be beneficial to look back on the highlights of the Weekend: […]

Mr. Reimers’ Birthday!

Spencer Dearborn ’18 Today’s the big day! It’s Mr. John Reimers’ 984362 birthday! To celebrate, he’ll smile for the first time this year, eat a larger bowl of dry oats than usual, and crack open a book of his favorite Shakespearean jokes! The Oracle is celebrating by taking […]

What’s in Santa’s Sack for the Senior Class?

Edward Solms ’18 and Company Saeed Abokor – Official UN recognition of Somaliland   Clayton Astore- A successful youtube channel   Sam Baker- Spanish Tinder Ethan Barbour- The lead role already   Baron Becker- Igloo   Kyle Bilodeau- One more year   Coleman Bishop- Peace and quiet   […]