Category: Humor

Smells of the Forest

Gus Dupree ’18 The Student Store has revealed its brand new line of Woodberry-themed scented candles, dubbed “Smells from the Forest”. “With our new line of ‘Smells from the Forest’, students, faculty and alumni alike can all bring with them the scents and aromas found only at Woodberry.” […]

Woodberry Community Condemned to Hell

Gus Dupree ’18 Speaking from the Ninth circle of Hell, the Devil himself told reporters that he has officially condemned all of Woodberry Forest School to eternal damnation in Hell due to their inability to recite the “Boy’s Prayer” during last Thursday’s assembly. “By failing to remember the […]

Max Johns Seen Walking Across Robertson Lake

On a run Monday afternoon, several members of the cross country team witnessed a peculiar incident on Robertson Lake.  It was Max Johns, our senior prefect, taking a stroll across the water. “We were on a run in that area and saw him casually walking on the water,” […]