Humor

Bachelor of the Week: Simon Taylor

by GK Do ’21

Simon Taylor needs no introduction. He is a legend on the Woodberry Forest campus. He’s got ‘milkshakes that bring all the girls to the yard’ and a great sense of humor. When asked about how to get the ladies, Simon said “I don’t get them. The ladies get me. I stop the pursuit and let the ladies come to me. It’s that simple.” In the future, Simon wants to go to med school to become a doctor. Of course, seniors should already know this. During freshman year, he could be seen watching surgery videos in daytime study hall. He even spent his time during the Madeira ice cream social watching one while a girl hit on him. That’s commitment. He has never had a weak stomach for gore. “I like being able to deal with people at the lowest point of their life.” Not only is he very smart, but he plans to make bank as well in the future. After reaching that goal, he wants to “open up a ranch, grow cannabis and live life.” Ladies, you better act fast because there are no men quite like Simon Taylor.

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