
By Luke Stone ’20
Name: Beau Brazinski
Date of Birth: 10/13/16
Breed: Labrador Retriever
Favorite Chew Toy: Frisbee
Biggest Fear: Missing a meal, snoring too loudly in history class, Duke fans
Best Dog Friend(s): Edgar, Millie, every dog he has ever met
Dog Nemesis: Cats
Special Traits: Avid collector of socks, sticks, and tennis balls. He proudly carries up to 3 items at once.
Favorite Human Food: Whatever you are eating + peanut butter
Coming in at No. 11 in the Faculty Dog Power Rankings is Beau Brazinski. The Labrador Retriever roaming the halls of Upper Armfield/Anderson appeared on 33.6% of ballots and finished just three votes shy of tenth place. If you see him around, pet him for congratulations. You’ll know he’s happy if, as Mr. Brazinski put it, “his whole body wiggles.”
Categories: Humor