The ’19 Seniors
Beau Adams – “Anger-Management” the movie
Campbell Alvino – A head to fit the size of his flow
Charlie Anderson – The other half of his hair
Makhail – VinVines Gift Card
Walker Antonio – A second chance at soccer
Reid Applestein – V8, Big Mike
Ford Asherman – Spandex
Turner Ashernam – A distinguishing feature
Elijah – Varsity basketball
Cameron – Visible eyebrows
Carson Becker – To walk out of Baron’s shadow
Kyle Bilodeau – Sixth year
Logan Bowers – A rematch
Nam Bui – World Domination
Ben Burgess – More accutane
Quece – Even more Snapchats
Bill Clark – A raw steak
Henry Clark – An iron man
Mariano Corona – To be Eduardo
Mack Daniels – A journey over the rainbow
Javon – Lofted bed
Walter Dossett – Conservatism
Giulio – An original college app
JD – The Vulcan 3000 Nerf Gun
Max Dupont – Raggy-D
Durham – Lifting routine
Harrison Eastman – Blonde tips
Riley Fletcher – a quiet night on dorm
Fuscus – An apology from Schamberger
Jack Gao – Attention
Michael Garifullin – A believable backstory
Thomas Griffin – Tanning lotion
Conyers Hallman – A contract renewal from The Office
Beau Hargrove – A buzz cut
Hank Harler – For hard work to pay off
John Harris – A cheeseburger
Konrad Hector – Trophy husband
Jax Hill – New knees
Bo Hyrstak – Shark Tank pitch for his prosthetics start-up
Bennet Hudson – Feature on the Real Barstool
Billy Huger – Puberty
Luke Hutchinson – Studs
Mack Izard – Return to the B-3 triple
Teddy Janney – A bedazzled back-brace
Elias Jarvinen – Moving past pseudo-intellectual status
Rob Jolly – Darty
Mike Keohane – Trumpet
Alex Kim – A season-ending injury
George Ladley – Horse tranquilizer
Daniel Lee Myung – For people to know he’s from Georgia
Chip Leverette – Not looking like his brother
Jake Mascotte – Secondary Growth (of a tree)
William McAdams – Mcnuggets
Litton Mohamed – Revenge on the sled
Charlie Moore- A spot on the Christmas card with Tucker
Jimmy Muse – A copy of Bruno
Huy Nguyen – A voice
Josh Odoom – A second of playing time
Gus Perdue – Playing any sport
George Pettegrew – a new shoulder
Walker Purvis – Gray and Gumby’s approval
Jameson Rice – Control of his emotions
Pierce Richardson – Confidence
Max Richter – Another red card
Wilks Rogers – To be Caleb
Matthew Rooney- A pot of gold
RJ Ross – A Kween for King Reezy
Joey Rouijel – A collectible G.I Joe
Thomas Rowland – Attention
Jack Ryan – A turtle shell
Bo Sensenbrenner – A rematch
Ashby Shores – A cameo on impractical jokers
Henry Singleton – A positive attitude
Davis Smith- The ability to breath through his nose
Logan Starr – Candy cane
Jack Stein – Tissues
Will Thomas – A personality
Wills Thompson – Chill pill
Agus Tornabene – A bed
Graham Trask – Pom-poms
Taylor Tucker – Senior Prefect
Wils Vosteen – Cell-service at home
Anh Vu – A shower, or cologne, or both.
Dylan Walmsley – A fine meal at Outback with Hulsey
Avery Warmack – Return to Scotland
Jackson Warmack- An even deeper voice
Truett Wason – For Georgia to stop choking
Parker Watt – A Stanford acceptance letter (Christmas came early)
Max Weaver – Beating Campbell in Fortnite
Kendall Whitaker – A neck
Carter White – An innocent raw bass
Jamie Woo – Supreme
Mark Wu- Bid from ΚA at Ole Miss
William Xie – A life
Richard Yang – A duet with Ed Sheeran
Dylan Yen – A Radio
Shannon Yu – Decisivness
Disclaimer: Santa does not take refunds.
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